Funny 'My 9 to 5 Feels More Like 25 to Life' T-Shirt — Office Humor Tee
Wear this shirt like a wink at the Monday-to-Friday grind. The design speaks with quiet sarcasm — a truth shared among coworkers who clock in, count down, and keep each other sane. It sits casually in your wardrobe: breathable, just-weighted fabric that moves with you during a long shift or a late-night side hustle. Throw it on under a jacket for a commute, pair it with joggers for an errand run, or wear it to the coffee shop when you need a little solidarity with fellow nine-to-fivers. The message lands without shouting; it’s for the folks who find humor in routine and want clothing that gets that nuance.
Made to last and to print clearly, the fabric keeps the graphic crisp wash after wash. The collar holds its shape, seams feel smooth against the skin, and the tear-away tag keeps comfort front and center. This tee balances everyday wearability with a sardonic voice — a quiet rebellion stitched into reliable knit.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric for comfort and clear, high-fidelity prints
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for a smooth, durable fit
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on and returns to shape to maintain a neat neckline
- Medium-weight fabric (5.5 oz/yd²) that’s sturdy yet breathable
- Tear-away label for uninterrupted comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.12 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.37 | 23.62 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Seamless body: Taped neck and shoulders: Moisture-wicking fabric. Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
DryBlend® Technology
Advanced fabric material made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning tech to improve the garment's durability and make it the perfect surface for printing designs in high fidelity
Tear-away tags
Total comfort and zero scratching thanks to the tearaway tags
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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