Keep Back I'm Allergic T-Shirt — Funny Allergy Awareness Tee
This tee carries a deadpan humor that lands in the exact moment someone needs a laugh. The short slogan — "Keep back... I'm allergic" — reads like a wry warning and sparks conversations. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt breathes and moves with you: it manages quick errands, coffee runs, and low-key hangouts without fuss. Wear it when you want to keep things light, diffuse social awkwardness, or announce your personal space with a grin. The fabric's smooth surface keeps the print crisp so the line remains bold and readable wash after wash.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (heather: 65/35) for balanced softness and durability
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric and MVS-spun yarns for long-lasting print clarity
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for a clean fit and comfort
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches when worn then returns to shape
- Tear-away tag and medium-weight fabric (5.5 oz/yd²) for all-day comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.12 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.37 | 23.62 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Seamless body: Taped neck and shoulders: Moisture-wicking fabric. Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
DryBlend® Technology
Advanced fabric material made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning tech to improve the garment's durability and make it the perfect surface for printing designs in high fidelity
Tear-away tags
Total comfort and zero scratching thanks to the tearaway tags
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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