CYNICAL TEE
Wear your mood like a headline. This tee carries blunt honesty in bold print—short, loud, and a little tired. The fabric feels familiar against the skin: breathable, slightly structured, and light enough to layer under a jacket for long days on the move. Slip it on when you need to broadcast your truth at a coffee shop, a late shift, or while wandering the city streets. The statement reads like a private joke shared with fellow cynics; it lands with wry humor and a shrug. It’s a shirt you reach for when words are cheap and sarcasm does the talking—comfortable, no-nonsense, and built to hold its shape and print wash after wash.
For people who prefer honesty over small talk, this tee fits into everyday routines: off-duty hours, weekend errands, downtown meetups, or low-key nights out. The fabric’s moisture-wicking and midweight feel keeps you cool when the day gets long. The tag tears away clean for scratch-free comfort. Keep it paired with worn jeans, a flannel tied around the waist, or an oversized jacket when the weather demands it. The design reads as both exasperated and amused, a short manifesto for those who’d rather roll their eyes than explain themselves.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with breathable, midweight (5.5 oz) fabric
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking tech for durability and sharp, long-lasting prints
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches when worn and returns to shape
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and structure
- Tear-away label for no-scratch wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.12 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.37 | 23.62 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester
Seamless body: Taped neck and shoulders: Moisture-wicking fabric. Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
1x1 Ribbed collar
Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee
DryBlend® Technology
Advanced fabric material made with finer yarns and MVS Air spinning tech to improve the garment's durability and make it the perfect surface for printing designs in high fidelity
Tear-away tags
Total comfort and zero scratching thanks to the tearaway tags
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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